A Lucky Nerd

A Lucky Nerd needed a dildo to eat. It would have been a somewhat surprising action, to my dad, but not to the Nerd, who assumed that it was in fact, out of this world. Who would have thought, a dildo was the chosen thing.

A Lucky Nerd had a block of cheese to cuddle. It should have been an astonishing idea, to my children, but not to the Nerd, who had decided it was wonderful. Strangely, a block of cheese would be the thing that was selected.

A Lucky Nerd desperately searched for a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally demolish. This is certainly a fairly unusual suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Nerd, who feels that this idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a Harry Potter wand would be the thing that was opted for.

A Lucky Nerd needed a magic 8 ball that they liked to put in the bath with him. This seems to be a fairly different idea, to me and my children, but not to the Nerd, who considered that this idea is stunning. Strangely, a magic 8 ball being the thing opted for.

A Lucky Nerd carried a stretchman that they would occasionally experiment on. It should have been an odd suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Nerd, who considered it would be miraculous. Remarkably, a stretchman would be the thing that was chosen.

A Lucky Nerd always carried a teapot that they sometimes worship. It should have been a fairly peculiar exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Nerd, who expected that the idea was wonderful. Who would have thought, a teapot would be the thing that was selected.