Magical Nerd

Magical Nerd desperately desired a dildo that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. This could be considered a fairly odd action, to you and me, but not to the Nerd, who feels it would be awesome. Honestly, a dildo would be the thing that was opted for.

Magical Nerd looked for a bat to put down their trousers. It would be a surprising suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is spectacular. Bizarrely, a bat would be the item that was selected.

Magical Nerd owned a block of cheese to put down their trousers. It is considered to be a fairly weird activity, to me and my children, but not to the Nerd, who felt that this idea was epic. Remarkably, a block of cheese having that done to it

Magical Nerd always kept a painting of a melon that they sometimes put on his head. It was a weird exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Nerd, who felt that this idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a painting of a melon would be the thing that was chosen.

Magical Nerd owned a wig that they would often share. This is certainly a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Nerd, who thinks that it was in fact, magnificent. Remarkably, a wig is the item to opt for.

Magical Nerd desperately craved for a stapler that they would put up their bum. This might appear to be a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Nerd, who feels that this idea was stunning. A stapler being the item opted for.