Little Nerd

Little Nerd searched for a melon that they would sometimes cuddle. One might say this is an odd operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Nerd, who expected it was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a melon is the thing to choose.

Little Nerd wanted a little monkey that they would sometimes hug. It should be a fairly funny suggestion, to some, but not to the Nerd, who thought it would be sublime. Bizarrely, a little monkey was the chosen item.

Little Nerd owned a sponge that they liked to put up their bum. It would be a curious action, to me and my children, but not to the Nerd, who had decided that the idea was wonderous. Honestly, a sponge being the item opted for.

Little Nerd desperately searched for a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes cuddle. It is a peculiar thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was sublime. Remarkably, a pencil sharpener would be the item that was opted for.

Little Nerd desperately searched for a rubber chicken that they sometimes annihilate It would be a fairly extraordinary operation, to my mum, but not to the Nerd, who felt it would be fun. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken was the thing that was selected.

Little Nerd often carried a tomato to share. This is certainly a bizarre idea, to my grandma, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, fun. Honestly, a tomato of all things.