My Retarded Nerd

My Retarded Nerd had a pencil sharpener that they liked to smash. This is certainly a fairly strange thing to do, to some, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, epic. Strangely, a pencil sharpener was the chosen thing.

My Retarded Nerd found a rubber chicken that they sometimes play with. This might appear to be a fairly peculiar activity, to my mum, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, stunning. Who would have thought, a rubber chicken is the item to choose.

My Retarded Nerd owned a bat that they liked to worship. It might have been a fairly exciting operation, to many, but not to the Nerd, who expected that it was in fact, magnificent. Honestly, a bat is the thing to opt for.

My Retarded Nerd always had with them a cheese grater that they liked to put on his head. This could be considered a somewhat surprising undertaking, to some, but not to the Nerd, who assumed it was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a cheese grater being the thing opted for.

My Retarded Nerd wanted a Harry Potter wand that they liked to rub on his belly. This could be considered a fairly weird and wonderful proposal, to my children, but not to the Nerd, who assumed that the idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a Harry Potter wand would be the item that was selected.

My Retarded Nerd had a tomato that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might consider this to be a peculiar undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Nerd, who thinks that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a tomato was the chosen thing.