The Depressed Nerd

The Depressed Nerd desperately wanted a bag of poop that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This might appear to be a peculiar action, to me and my husband, but not to the Nerd, who had decided that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of poop is the item to choose.

The Depressed Nerd wanted a bag of poop that they would occasionally annihilate This seems a fairly curious suggestion, to my children, but not to the Nerd, who feels that it was in fact, wonderous. Honestly, a bag of poop was the item that was opted for.

The Depressed Nerd carried a rubber johnny that they liked to throw. One might find this to be a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to you, but not to the Nerd, who thinks that this idea is entertaining. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny was the thing that was selected.

The Depressed Nerd needed a custard pie that they would often demolish. It might have been a fairly weird and wonderful proposal, to you, but not to the Nerd, who had decided that this idea was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a custard pie was the thing that was selected.

The Depressed Nerd found a rubber johnny to annihilate It might have been an astonishing thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Nerd, who thinks that this idea is wonderous. Strangely, a rubber johnny is the item to choose.

The Depressed Nerd often carried a vibrator to put in the bath with him. It was a fairly curious approach to life, to me, but not to the Nerd, who had decided that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a vibrator was the item that was selected.