His Fucking Nerd

His Fucking Nerd often carried a pint of beer to put on his head. This seems a fairly funny proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Nerd, who felt that it was in fact, spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer would be the thing that was selected.

His Fucking Nerd often carried a teapot that they liked to sleep with. One might find this to be a weird proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Nerd, who had decided that this idea was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a teapot of all things.

His Fucking Nerd always kept a bottle of wine that they sometimes break. It is considered to be a weird action, to you, but not to the Nerd, who had decided that this idea was wonderous. Strangely, a bottle of wine is the thing to choose.

His Fucking Nerd always kept a tomato that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It was a fairly different operation, to you, but not to the Nerd, who felt that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a tomato would be the item that was selected.

His Fucking Nerd desperately searched for a cucumber that they would eat. One might find this to be a somewhat surprising suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Nerd, who expected that the idea was entertaining. A cucumber would be the item that was chosen.

His Fucking Nerd needed a little monkey to try to nail to the wall. This is certainly a fairly weird suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Nerd, who thought it would be sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a little monkey being the chosen item.