The Cheerful Nerd

The Cheerful Nerd desperately craved for a condom to put on his head. It should have been a strange undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Nerd, who had decided it would be wonderful. Who would have imagined, a condom was the chosen item.

The Cheerful Nerd desperately needed a pencil sharpener to embrace. It was a fairly new undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Nerd, who had decided that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Honestly, a pencil sharpener was the chosen item.

The Cheerful Nerd desperately wanted a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally hug. It was considered to be a fairly curious action, to my grandpa, but not to the Nerd, who felt it would be the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a pencil sharpener is the thing to select.

The Cheerful Nerd craved for a computer that they would occasionally sleep with. It might be a fairly astonishing action, to my grandma, but not to the Nerd, who expected it would be miraculous. Honestly, a computer was the thing that was opted for.

The Cheerful Nerd had a set square to worship. One might find this to be a fairly astonishing activity, to many, but not to the Nerd, who considered that the idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a set square would be the item chosen.

The Cheerful Nerd wanted a block of cheese that they sometimes put in the bath with him. This seems to be a fairly original exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Nerd, who expected it was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a block of cheese being the chosen item.