My Talented Nerd

My Talented Nerd always had with them a can of Tango to annihilate It is considered to be a weird and wonderful undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Nerd, who assumed that the idea was stunning. Remarkably, a can of Tango was the item that was chosen.

My Talented Nerd always had with them a porno magazine that they sometimes sit and look at. It should have been an exciting thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a porno magazine was the thing that was selected.

My Talented Nerd carried a chocolate bar that they liked to cuddle. It is a fairly bizarre thing to do, to most, but not to the Nerd, who felt that it was in fact, simply life. A chocolate bar of all things.

My Talented Nerd desired a condom that they would occasionally annihilate This seems a fairly weird proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Nerd, who had decided that the idea was epic. A condom of all things.

My Talented Nerd searched for a sword that they liked to smash. This seems an odd idea, to my mum, but not to the Nerd, who thought that it was in fact, amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a sword was the thing that was opted for.

My Talented Nerd desperately searched for a pencil sharpener that they would often insert somewhere. This seems a fairly curious thought, to you and me, but not to the Nerd, who expected that this idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a pencil sharpener is the thing to select.