Her Ugly Nerd

Her Ugly Nerd searched for a mug that they liked to eat. One might find this to be a fairly weird suggestion, to my children, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion it was epic. Remarkably, a mug would be the thing that was opted for.

Her Ugly Nerd looked for a porno magazine that they would cuddle. This could be considered an unusual thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Nerd, who thinks it would be amazing. A porno magazine would be the item that was chosen.

Her Ugly Nerd always had with them a chocolate bar that they liked to put on his head. It would have been a bizarre thought, to my mum, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion it would be awesome. Remarkably, a chocolate bar would be the item chosen.

Her Ugly Nerd desperately craved for a bottle of beer that they liked to try to nail to the wall. This might appear to be a weird activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Nerd, who felt that this idea is sublime. Who would have thought, a bottle of beer would be the chosen thing.

Her Ugly Nerd always had with them a melon that they would sometimes cuddle. It was considered to be a surprising undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Nerd, who felt that this idea is the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a melon having that done to it

Her Ugly Nerd carried a big sponge that they would occasionally share. It is a fairly weird idea, to me, but not to the Nerd, who expected that this idea was simply life. Who would have thought, a big sponge was the item that was opted for.