Gentle Nerd

Gentle Nerd desperately craved for a rubber chicken that they would occasionally drop. One might consider this to be a strange idea, to many, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is entertaining. Honestly, a rubber chicken is the item to choose.

Gentle Nerd looked for a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally cuddle. This seems a fairly curious action, to me and my parents, but not to the Nerd, who expected that this idea is awesome. Who would have thought, a Harry Potter wand was the chosen thing.

Gentle Nerd had a piece of paper that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It is an astonishing idea, to me, but not to the Nerd, who had decided that this idea is magnificent. Who would have thought, a piece of paper being the thing selected.

Gentle Nerd found a cucumber that they sometimes hug. It would be a fairly original suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Nerd, who assumed that this idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a cucumber was the chosen thing.

Gentle Nerd owned a stapler that they would try to balance on their head. It might be a fairly extraordinary activity, to me and my children, but not to the Nerd, who expected that it was in fact, wonderful. Who would have imagined, a stapler would be the thing that was selected.

Gentle Nerd craved for a rubber chicken that they would occasionally put on his head. This is certainly a bizarre action, to you and me, but not to the Nerd, who expected it was wonderful. Strangely, a rubber chicken is the thing that was chosen.