Their Green Newt

Their Green Newt desperately wanted a Harry Potter wand that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might consider this to be an original proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Newt, who assumed it would be wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a Harry Potter wand of all things.

Their Green Newt desperately looked for a bag of poop that they would occasionally sit and look at. This is certainly an extraordinary idea, to my mum, but not to the Newt, who feels it was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of poop would be the item chosen.

Their Green Newt craved for a painting of a melon that they liked to try to nail to the wall. One might find this to be a weird and wonderful thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Newt, who thinks that this idea is simply life. Remarkably, a painting of a melon would be the thing that was chosen.

Their Green Newt desperately needed a toilet brush that they sometimes break. One might consider this to be a weird activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Newt, who felt that the idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a toilet brush would be the item that was chosen.

Their Green Newt desperately craved for a cup that they liked to worship. One might consider this to be an unusual approach to life, to you, but not to the Newt, who assumed that this idea is out of this world. Honestly, a cup being the thing opted for.

Their Green Newt found a rubber johnny that they sometimes worship. This could be considered a curious proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Newt, who thought that the idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny was the item that was opted for.