A Grumpy Newt

A Grumpy Newt desperately needed a toilet brush to annihilate This seems a fairly odd approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Newt, who feels it would be wonderous. Who would have thought, a toilet brush being the chosen thing.

A Grumpy Newt needed a bottle of wine that they would break. It was an odd activity, to my children, but not to the Newt, who considered that this idea was epic. A bottle of wine would be the item chosen.

A Grumpy Newt carried a can of Tango that they would occasionally throw. It should have been a fairly weird thought, to many, but not to the Newt, who had decided that it was in fact, epic. Remarkably, a can of Tango is the thing to choose.

A Grumpy Newt had a cup that they liked to put on his head. It should have been a fairly different idea, to me, but not to the Newt, who considered that this idea was fun. Who would have thought, a cup was the chosen thing.

A Grumpy Newt needed a teapot that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It might be a funny undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Newt, who had decided that this idea was sublime. Strangely, a teapot was the thing that was selected.

A Grumpy Newt searched for a mug that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might consider this to be a weird undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Newt, who expected that the idea was exciting. A mug would be the item that was chosen.