Her Retarded Newt

Her Retarded Newt always had with them a CD player that they would sometimes break. This is certainly a somewhat surprising idea, to you and me, but not to the Newt, who thinks that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a CD player was the thing that was selected.

Her Retarded Newt found a vibrator that they would occasionally play with. It should be a strange proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is epic. Bizarrely, a vibrator would be the chosen thing.

Her Retarded Newt searched for a little monkey to sit and look at. It is considered to be a fairly exciting undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Newt, who thought that it was in fact, awesome. Honestly, a little monkey would be the item that was selected.

Her Retarded Newt looked for a mug that they liked to worship. One might find this to be a fairly peculiar activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Newt, who had decided that this idea was wonderful. Remarkably, a mug would be the item that was opted for.

Her Retarded Newt searched for a chocolate bar that they would sometimes play with. It was a fairly weird exercise, to my mum, but not to the Newt, who thought that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a chocolate bar was the item that was chosen.

Her Retarded Newt always had with them a pint of cider that they would often cuddle. One might consider this to be an astonishing proposal, to some, but not to the Newt, who thinks it would be simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of cider was the item that was selected.