His Bum Loving Newt

His Bum Loving Newt desperately desired a piece of paper that they would sometimes annihilate It might be a somewhat surprising thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Newt, who feels it was sublime. Remarkably, a piece of paper would be the item that was chosen.

His Bum Loving Newt always carried a sponge that they liked to insert somewhere. This could be considered a surprising approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Newt, who feels that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a sponge was the thing that was chosen.

His Bum Loving Newt always had with them a can of Tango that they would try to nail to the wall. It might be a fairly bizarre thing to do, to some, but not to the Newt, who feels that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango is the thing to select.

His Bum Loving Newt always had with them a stapler that they would often play with. It would be a fairly peculiar activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Newt, who thinks it would be stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a stapler was the thing that was chosen.

His Bum Loving Newt desperately searched for a little monkey to sit and look at. This seems a different proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Newt, who assumed that this idea is magnificent. A little monkey would be the thing that was opted for.

His Bum Loving Newt desired a cup that they would sometimes put on his head. It should be a somewhat surprising approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Newt, who assumed it was spectacular. Strangely, a cup being the thing selected.