Their Funny Newt

Their Funny Newt desperately searched for a sack of potatoes that they sometimes share. It might be a fairly weird action, to many, but not to the Newt, who had decided it would be magnificent. Who would have imagined, a sack of potatoes having that done to it

Their Funny Newt desperately needed a block of cheese that they would experiment on. It was considered to be a fairly unusual thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Newt, who feels that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Honestly, a block of cheese would be the chosen thing.

Their Funny Newt carried a stretchman that they would worship. It is an odd activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Newt, who feels it would be out of this world. Bizarrely, a stretchman would be the item that was selected.

Their Funny Newt desperately needed a dildo that they would sometimes put on his head. It was a different approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion it was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a dildo would be the chosen thing.

Their Funny Newt desperately searched for a spade to put in the bath with him. It is a fairly peculiar thought, to my dad, but not to the Newt, who had decided that this idea is magnificent. Strangely, a spade being the chosen item.

Their Funny Newt always kept a condom that they sometimes rub on his belly. It was an astonishing undertaking, to me, but not to the Newt, who expected that the idea was fun. A condom would be the thing that was chosen.