Orange Newt

Orange Newt searched for a crown that they would often put on his head. One might say this is a fairly exciting action, to everybody you know, but not to the Newt, who feels that this idea is miraculous. Strangely, a crown would be the item that was opted for.

Orange Newt desperately wanted a tomato to drop. It would have been a fairly surprising exercise, to my dad, but not to the Newt, who felt that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a tomato would be the item that was opted for.

Orange Newt found a cup that they would occasionally put down their trousers. One might find this to be a new approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion it would be wonderful. A cup is the item to select.

Orange Newt craved for a bottle of wine that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might consider this to be a bizarre operation, to many, but not to the Newt, who assumed that this idea was awe-inspring. A bottle of wine was the chosen thing.

Orange Newt found a bag of poop that they would insert somewhere. It should have been a fairly new action, to everybody you know, but not to the Newt, who assumed that it was in fact, wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of poop is the item to choose.

Orange Newt found a bottle of beer to throw. It was a weird and wonderful thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Newt, who assumed that this idea is out of this world. A bottle of beer of all things.