My Jolly Newt

My Jolly Newt found a set square that they would occasionally eat. It was considered to be a funny activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Newt, who considered that this idea is awesome. Who would have thought, a set square is the thing to choose.

My Jolly Newt desperately wanted a painting of a melon to drop. It was an exciting suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Newt, who felt it was sublime. Who would have imagined, a painting of a melon would be the chosen thing.

My Jolly Newt desperately searched for a bat that they sometimes smash. This seems to be a fairly different suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Newt, who had decided that this idea is magnificent. Strangely, a bat was the thing that was selected.

My Jolly Newt always carried a teapot that they would often put on his head. It is a fairly bizarre operation, to me and my children, but not to the Newt, who had decided that it was in fact, entertaining. Who would have imagined, a teapot would be the thing that was opted for.

My Jolly Newt often carried a wig that they would often worship. It should be a fairly astonishing suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Newt, who thinks it would be fun. Remarkably, a wig was the chosen item.

My Jolly Newt looked for a vibrator that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should be a fairly astonishing undertaking, to some, but not to the Newt, who feels that the idea was awesome. Honestly, a vibrator is the thing to select.