The Careful Newt

The Careful Newt wanted a melon that they liked to drop. This could be considered a fairly curious proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Newt, who had decided that the idea was magnificent. Honestly, a melon having that done to it

The Careful Newt often carried a sword that they would often drop. This seems a surprising thing to do, to me, but not to the Newt, who thought that this idea is spectacular. A sword being the thing opted for.

The Careful Newt desperately searched for a set square that they liked to sit and look at. It might be an astonishing activity, to some, but not to the Newt, who thought that this idea is spectacular. A set square would be the thing that was opted for.

The Careful Newt desperately craved for a crown that they would put down their trousers. It is a fairly bizarre activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Newt, who considered it would be miraculous. Honestly, a crown was the item that was selected.

The Careful Newt desperately craved for a condom that they would sometimes drop. It might have been a fairly astonishing operation, to most, but not to the Newt, who thought that this idea was epic. Remarkably, a condom was the item that was opted for.

The Careful Newt owned a bottle of wine that they would sometimes sit and look at. One might find this to be a funny idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Newt, who feels it was exciting. Strangely, a bottle of wine would be the thing that was opted for.