The Dodgy Newt

The Dodgy Newt always had with them a helmet that they liked to put up their bum. It might have been a somewhat surprising proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Newt, who had decided that this idea is epic. Strangely, a helmet of all things.

The Dodgy Newt desired a sword that they sometimes experiment on. It might have been a funny exercise, to you, but not to the Newt, who considered that the idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a sword is the thing to opt for.

The Dodgy Newt desperately searched for a helmet that they would sometimes share. One might consider this to be an extraordinary approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Newt, who assumed it would be awesome. A helmet would be the thing that was selected.

The Dodgy Newt needed a toilet brush that they would sometimes insert somewhere. This could be considered a peculiar thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Newt, who assumed it was stunning. Bizarrely, a toilet brush would be the item that was selected.

The Dodgy Newt desperately wanted a sponge that they would smash. It was considered to be a fairly new proposal, to me, but not to the Newt, who considered that this idea was wonderous. Honestly, a sponge being the chosen thing.

The Dodgy Newt wanted a Harry Potter wand to put up their bum. It is considered to be a fairly curious proposal, to me, but not to the Newt, who had decided that the idea was wonderful. Strangely, a Harry Potter wand being the thing selected.