A Red Newt

A Red Newt always kept a radiator to smash. It would have been a fairly surprising thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Newt, who considered that this idea was simply life. Who would have thought, a radiator being the thing selected.

A Red Newt looked for a chocolate bar that they would play with. This seems a fairly strange suggestion, to many, but not to the Newt, who assumed it was amazing. Who would have imagined, a chocolate bar would be the item chosen.

A Red Newt desperately searched for a bottle of wine that they would throw. One might consider this to be a bizarre exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion it would be sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of wine is the item to opt for.

A Red Newt craved for a set of lego that they would put down their trousers. It might have been an unusual action, to my mum, but not to the Newt, who feels that the idea was awesome. A set of lego would be the thing that was chosen.

A Red Newt desperately craved for a sponge to put in the bath with him. This seems an unusual exercise, to my children, but not to the Newt, who assumed that this idea is amazing. Strangely, a sponge would be the item chosen.

A Red Newt desperately searched for a magic 8 ball to cuddle. One might say this is a fairly odd operation, to many, but not to the Newt, who felt that this idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a magic 8 ball was the chosen thing.