A Fucking Newt

A Fucking Newt owned a pint of beer that they would occasionally embrace. It should be a fairly peculiar idea, to my dad, but not to the Newt, who expected it would be wonderful. Strangely, a pint of beer is the item to choose.

A Fucking Newt often carried a melon that they would occasionally embrace. It might be a fairly odd undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Newt, who thought it was entertaining. Strangely, a melon would be the item that was selected.

A Fucking Newt craved for a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally annihilate One might say this is a fairly curious thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Newt, who expected that the idea was fun. Who would have thought, a pencil sharpener of all things.

A Fucking Newt desperately searched for a magic 8 ball that they sometimes smash. This could be considered a fairly original action, to me and my children, but not to the Newt, who thinks that it was in fact, amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a magic 8 ball was the item that was chosen.

A Fucking Newt found a dildo that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It might have been an extraordinary thought, to you, but not to the Newt, who expected that the idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a dildo is the item that was chosen.

A Fucking Newt found a CD player that they would eat. This is certainly a fairly extraordinary exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Newt, who had decided that the idea was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a CD player is the item to opt for.