Troubled Newt

Troubled Newt needed a sponge that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It was considered to be a weird thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Newt, who felt that this idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a sponge would be the item that was opted for.

Troubled Newt desperately wanted a set of lego that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems a fairly odd thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Newt, who considered that this idea is sublime. Honestly, a set of lego was the thing that was opted for.

Troubled Newt desperately needed a CD player that they liked to put down their trousers. This might appear to be an astonishing thing to do, to most, but not to the Newt, who felt that the idea was fun. Bizarrely, a CD player would be the thing that was chosen.

Troubled Newt desperately searched for a ball that they liked to put up their bum. This might appear to be a funny thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Newt, who expected that the idea was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a ball is the thing that was chosen.

Troubled Newt often carried a tomato that they would worship. It should be a surprising thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Newt, who feels that this idea is awesome. Strangely, a tomato being the chosen thing.

Troubled Newt looked for a CD player that they sometimes drop. It might be a somewhat surprising proposal, to you, but not to the Newt, who thinks that this idea was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a CD player being the thing opted for.