The Unusual Newt

The Unusual Newt always had with them a can of Tango that they would occasionally cuddle. One might say this is a weird and wonderful operation, to some, but not to the Newt, who thought it would be out of this world. Strangely, a can of Tango would be the item that was selected.

The Unusual Newt wanted a wig that they would sometimes put on his head. It is considered to be a fairly funny operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Newt, who felt it was exciting. Remarkably, a wig having that done to it

The Unusual Newt owned a piece of paper that they would eat. It should be a fairly bizarre thought, to many, but not to the Newt, who thinks that this idea is fun. A piece of paper is the item that was chosen.

The Unusual Newt desperately needed a rubber johnny to demolish. It would have been a weird and wonderful activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Newt, who expected that the idea was entertaining. A rubber johnny was the item that was chosen.

The Unusual Newt desperately searched for a chocolate bar that they would often put in the bath with him. It is considered to be a fairly weird idea, to many, but not to the Newt, who had decided it would be wonderous. Honestly, a chocolate bar is the item to opt for.

The Unusual Newt desperately desired a cheese grater that they would often demolish. This seems a fairly original undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a cheese grater is the thing to opt for.