The Bum Loving Newt

The Bum Loving Newt always kept a radiator that they would occasionally sleep with. It should have been a new suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Newt, who assumed that this idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a radiator was the item that was selected.

The Bum Loving Newt desperately desired a little monkey that they would occasionally smash. This is certainly a fairly extraordinary operation, to my dad, but not to the Newt, who thinks that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a little monkey was the chosen thing.

The Bum Loving Newt always carried a can of coke that they liked to drop. It should be a new suggestion, to my children, but not to the Newt, who assumed that this idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a can of coke was the thing that was chosen.

The Bum Loving Newt craved for a painting of a melon to demolish. It should have been an unusual activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Newt, who considered that this idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a painting of a melon would be the item chosen.

The Bum Loving Newt desperately looked for a bag of poop that they would occasionally worship. This could be considered a bizarre proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Newt, who expected that the idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop would be the item that was selected.

The Bum Loving Newt searched for a sword to throw. It should have been a fairly different undertaking, to my children, but not to the Newt, who thought that the idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a sword being the chosen item.