Her Anxious Newt

Her Anxious Newt wanted a chocolate bar that they would often insert somewhere. One might consider this to be a fairly astonishing activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Newt, who felt that the idea was fun. Who would have thought, a chocolate bar being the chosen thing.

Her Anxious Newt wanted a custard pie that they sometimes eat. One might say this is a fairly bizarre idea, to you and me, but not to the Newt, who felt that the idea was awesome. A custard pie is the thing that was chosen.

Her Anxious Newt had a chocolate bar to put down their trousers. It would be a fairly peculiar approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Newt, who thought it was out of this world. Bizarrely, a chocolate bar being the chosen thing.

Her Anxious Newt wanted a vibrator that they would occasionally annihilate One might find this to be a peculiar approach to life, to you, but not to the Newt, who assumed that the idea was magnificent. Honestly, a vibrator is the thing that was chosen.

Her Anxious Newt owned a porno magazine to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This is certainly an astonishing thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Newt, who felt that the idea was epic. A porno magazine being the item selected.

Her Anxious Newt craved for a chocolate bar that they would sometimes drop. This is certainly a fairly different activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Newt, who expected it would be wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a chocolate bar was the chosen thing.