The Cheerful Newt

The Cheerful Newt had a bottle of wine that they would eat. It should have been a fairly different activity, to me and my children, but not to the Newt, who had decided that it was in fact, fun. Who would have imagined, a bottle of wine being the thing selected.

The Cheerful Newt always carried a rubber chicken to insert somewhere. It might have been a fairly new undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Newt, who thinks that the idea was awesome. Remarkably, a rubber chicken being the item selected.

The Cheerful Newt owned a lava lamp to put on his head. It would be a new approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Newt, who feels it was out of this world. Strangely, a lava lamp being the thing selected.

The Cheerful Newt desired a chocolate bar that they liked to throw. It was considered to be a fairly odd exercise, to me, but not to the Newt, who thought that this idea is miraculous. Strangely, a chocolate bar was the thing that was chosen.

The Cheerful Newt craved for a bottle of coke that they would often eat. It was a fairly weird activity, to my mum, but not to the Newt, who thought that this idea is miraculous. Who would have thought, a bottle of coke is the thing that was chosen.

The Cheerful Newt desperately looked for a cup that they liked to try to balance on their head. It should be an extraordinary action, to me and my children, but not to the Newt, who considered that it was in fact, wonderful. Bizarrely, a cup would be the thing that was chosen.