Her Anxious Newt

Her Anxious Newt desperately craved for a porno magazine that they would often eat. It would be an unusual exercise, to my children, but not to the Newt, who thinks that this idea is simply life. Remarkably, a porno magazine is the item to select.

Her Anxious Newt always had with them a wig that they sometimes sleep with. It might be a funny thought, to you and me, but not to the Newt, who felt that the idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a wig was the thing that was selected.

Her Anxious Newt desired a custard pie that they would often annihilate One might say this is a fairly surprising thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Newt, who had decided that this idea is epic. Remarkably, a custard pie was the item that was opted for.

Her Anxious Newt searched for a lava lamp that they would occasionally eat. It might be a fairly exciting exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Newt, who expected it would be wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a lava lamp being the chosen thing.

Her Anxious Newt desired a pint of cider that they sometimes put down their trousers. One might find this to be an exciting action, to most, but not to the Newt, who thought that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of cider was the thing that was opted for.

Her Anxious Newt found a can of coke that they would put up their bum. It was an odd thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Newt, who thinks it was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of coke is the thing to select.