Bum Loving Newt

Bum Loving Newt owned a cheese grater that they would annihilate It should be a fairly unusual proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Newt, who assumed it was awesome. Who would have thought, a cheese grater being the thing selected.

Bum Loving Newt found a dildo that they liked to put down their trousers. It is a fairly different idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Newt, who feels it was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a dildo was the thing that was selected.

Bum Loving Newt desperately desired a block of cheese that they would try to balance on their head. This might appear to be a fairly different proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Newt, who feels it would be out of this world. Strangely, a block of cheese would be the thing that was opted for.

Bum Loving Newt always carried a CD player that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It was considered to be an exciting activity, to many, but not to the Newt, who feels that the idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a CD player was the thing that was opted for.

Bum Loving Newt always kept a bottle of wine that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might have been a fairly new operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Newt, who considered that this idea is fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of wine having that done to it

Bum Loving Newt desperately searched for a custard pie that they would annihilate This could be considered a funny action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Newt, who had decided that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a custard pie was the chosen item.