Orange Newt

Orange Newt owned a pint of beer that they liked to rub on his belly. It might have been an odd action, to my dad, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer was the item that was chosen.

Orange Newt craved for a sponge that they would occasionally break. It was considered to be a fairly odd action, to me and my wife, but not to the Newt, who thinks that this idea is breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a sponge would be the thing that was selected.

Orange Newt needed a block of cheese that they liked to play with. It was considered to be an astonishing activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Newt, who had decided that it was in fact, awesome. Who would have imagined, a block of cheese being the chosen thing.

Orange Newt needed a lava lamp to sit and look at. This seems a different undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Newt, who expected that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a lava lamp being the chosen item.

Orange Newt desperately desired a tomato that they would often experiment on. This seems a peculiar operation, to many, but not to the Newt, who considered that it was in fact, entertaining. Strangely, a tomato was the thing that was opted for.

Orange Newt often carried a can of coke that they sometimes demolish. It was an exciting activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Newt, who had decided that this idea is exciting. Who would have imagined, a can of coke was the item that was chosen.