My Exciting Newt

My Exciting Newt often carried a bottle of coke that they would smash. It should have been a weird and wonderful activity, to many, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a bottle of coke is the thing to choose.

My Exciting Newt found a sword that they sometimes embrace. This might appear to be a surprising approach to life, to most, but not to the Newt, who thinks that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a sword would be the item that was opted for.

My Exciting Newt craved for a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally smash. It might have been an exciting activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Newt, who thinks that it was in fact, spectacular. Remarkably, a can of Dr Pepper is the thing that was chosen.

My Exciting Newt searched for a melon that they would sometimes smash. It should have been a fairly odd idea, to my dad, but not to the Newt, who assumed that the idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a melon would be the item that was selected.

My Exciting Newt desperately looked for a CD player that they liked to cuddle. This might appear to be a weird operation, to you, but not to the Newt, who feels that the idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a CD player was the thing that was selected.

My Exciting Newt always kept a painting of a melon that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. This is certainly a fairly new proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Newt, who thinks that it was in fact, awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a painting of a melon was the item that was opted for.