The Exciting Newt

The Exciting Newt carried a pint of beer that they sometimes put on his head. This might appear to be a funny action, to my mum, but not to the Newt, who feels that the idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a pint of beer was the item that was opted for.

The Exciting Newt had a toilet brush that they would occasionally worship. It is considered to be a new thought, to some, but not to the Newt, who considered that the idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a toilet brush being the item selected.

The Exciting Newt always kept a helmet that they would insert somewhere. One might consider this to be a fairly new suggestion, to some, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion it was sublime. Honestly, a helmet is the item to choose.

The Exciting Newt looked for a set square that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It might have been a new approach to life, to some, but not to the Newt, who thinks it was magnificent. Honestly, a set square would be the item that was selected.

The Exciting Newt always kept a pen that they would sometimes demolish. One might find this to be an exciting activity, to many, but not to the Newt, who feels that it was in fact, exciting. Who would have imagined, a pen would be the thing that was selected.

The Exciting Newt desperately desired a chocolate bar that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might say this is a fairly new thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Newt, who feels that it was in fact, simply life. Strangely, a chocolate bar is the thing to opt for.