My Exciting Newt

My Exciting Newt always had with them a vibrator that they would often annihilate This is certainly an exciting thought, to me, but not to the Newt, who had decided that it was in fact, entertaining. A vibrator would be the item chosen.

My Exciting Newt wanted a lava lamp that they liked to throw. This is certainly a fairly surprising idea, to my children, but not to the Newt, who feels that this idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a lava lamp was the item that was chosen.

My Exciting Newt desperately desired a cheese grater that they would occasionally worship. This is certainly a fairly different approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Newt, who thought that the idea was exciting. Who would have imagined, a cheese grater was the thing that was selected.

My Exciting Newt desperately wanted a chocolate bar that they would share. This seems a fairly original thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Newt, who thinks that the idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a chocolate bar would be the item chosen.

My Exciting Newt often carried a can of Tango to eat. It was considered to be a fairly unusual idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was magnificent. Honestly, a can of Tango is the item that was chosen.

My Exciting Newt desperately wanted a cheese grater that they would put on his head. It is a bizarre proposal, to you, but not to the Newt, who had decided that it was in fact, spectacular. A cheese grater having that done to it