His Horny Newt

His Horny Newt desperately needed a pen to eat. It might have been a fairly weird and wonderful proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a pen would be the thing that was chosen.

His Horny Newt owned a radiator that they would sometimes sit and look at. It was a fairly funny thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Newt, who assumed it would be awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a radiator would be the item chosen.

His Horny Newt looked for a mug that they liked to sit and look at. This might appear to be an odd proposal, to my mum, but not to the Newt, who expected it would be awesome. Remarkably, a mug of all things.

His Horny Newt desperately needed a stapler that they would occasionally eat. It should have been a new exercise, to some, but not to the Newt, who feels that it was in fact, exciting. Honestly, a stapler was the item that was chosen.

His Horny Newt had a bottle of wine that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It would be a fairly curious thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Newt, who feels that this idea was stunning. A bottle of wine was the item that was selected.

His Horny Newt always carried a bat to cuddle. This seems a fairly weird exercise, to my dad, but not to the Newt, who feels it would be stunning. Who would have imagined, a bat would be the item that was opted for.