Her Grumpy Newt

Her Grumpy Newt desperately searched for a dildo that they would sometimes demolish. This seems an odd action, to my children, but not to the Newt, who felt that the idea was epic. Strangely, a dildo being the item opted for.

Her Grumpy Newt always carried a helmet that they would sometimes throw. One might find this to be a fairly weird idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Newt, who assumed that the idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a helmet was the item that was opted for.

Her Grumpy Newt desperately desired a cucumber that they sometimes eat. It is a fairly curious action, to my dad, but not to the Newt, who considered that this idea is exciting. Who would have imagined, a cucumber would be the thing that was opted for.

Her Grumpy Newt looked for a pint of beer that they would sometimes experiment on. It should be an odd exercise, to you and me, but not to the Newt, who thinks that this idea is wonderous. Who would have thought, a pint of beer being the thing selected.

Her Grumpy Newt desperately looked for a rubber chicken to put up their bum. It should have been an astonishing idea, to my children, but not to the Newt, who thought that the idea was fun. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken is the thing that was chosen.

Her Grumpy Newt desired a pint of beer that they sometimes worship. This seems a fairly astonishing suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Newt, who had decided that this idea is the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a pint of beer would be the thing that was selected.