Curious Newt

Curious Newt needed a stretchman that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. This might appear to be an exciting suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Newt, who feels that it was in fact, entertaining. Strangely, a stretchman was the chosen thing.

Curious Newt carried a sword that they liked to try to balance on their head. One might find this to be a fairly weird and wonderful action, to my neighbour, but not to the Newt, who assumed that it was in fact, simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a sword having that done to it

Curious Newt desired a big sponge that they sometimes demolish. It was a fairly strange thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Newt, who expected it was awesome. Strangely, a big sponge is the thing that was chosen.

Curious Newt owned a condom that they would sometimes drop. It is considered to be a fairly surprising activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Newt, who thought that this idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a condom would be the item that was chosen.

Curious Newt looked for a magic 8 ball that they sometimes hug. It might be a bizarre thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Newt, who felt it would be magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a magic 8 ball was the item that was chosen.

Curious Newt had a cup that they sometimes eat. One might say this is a strange undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Newt, who thought that the idea was entertaining. A cup is the item that was chosen.