The Lucky Newt

The Lucky Newt desperately needed a sack of potatoes that they liked to smash. It would be a bizarre action, to my neighbour, but not to the Newt, who had decided that it was in fact, entertaining. A sack of potatoes is the item to opt for.

The Lucky Newt always had with them a dildo that they sometimes sleep with. It is considered to be a weird and wonderful thought, to some, but not to the Newt, who had decided that this idea is entertaining. Honestly, a dildo was the thing that was chosen.

The Lucky Newt always kept a piece of paper that they sometimes annihilate It is considered to be a fairly odd thought, to you, but not to the Newt, who had decided that this idea is wonderous. Honestly, a piece of paper would be the item that was chosen.

The Lucky Newt desperately looked for a rubber chicken that they sometimes cuddle. This seems a fairly surprising operation, to my grandma, but not to the Newt, who assumed that this idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken is the item to opt for.

The Lucky Newt desired a cheese grater that they sometimes put in the bath with him. One might consider this to be a fairly astonishing operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Newt, who thought it was stunning. Strangely, a cheese grater was the item that was chosen.

The Lucky Newt desperately needed a stretchman to annihilate It might be a fairly original idea, to you and me, but not to the Newt, who felt that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a stretchman was the item that was opted for.