Tired Newt

Tired Newt always had with them a hat that they would occasionally worship. It would be a new activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Newt, who felt it would be awesome. Who would have thought, a hat was the item that was opted for.

Tired Newt looked for a crown that they would sometimes annihilate This could be considered a bizarre idea, to most, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a crown would be the item that was selected.

Tired Newt owned a rubber johnny that they liked to share. This might appear to be a funny thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Newt, who expected that the idea was fun. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny would be the item chosen.

Tired Newt always had with them a rubber johnny that they liked to embrace. One might say this is a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was magnificent. Remarkably, a rubber johnny would be the thing that was opted for.

Tired Newt desperately craved for a set square to put on his head. It might be a surprising thought, to me, but not to the Newt, who assumed it would be out of this world. Bizarrely, a set square is the item to choose.

Tired Newt always carried a custard pie that they would often put up their bum. One might find this to be an extraordinary activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Newt, who felt that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a custard pie was the thing that was selected.