Square Newt

Square Newt looked for a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally put up their bum. This could be considered a fairly unusual proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Newt, who thought that the idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a Harry Potter wand was the item that was opted for.

Square Newt often carried a can of coke that they liked to put in the bath with him. It is considered to be a fairly weird approach to life, to me, but not to the Newt, who feels that this idea is awe-inspring. Honestly, a can of coke was the item that was selected.

Square Newt often carried a toilet brush that they sometimes share. This seems to be a peculiar thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Newt, who feels that this idea was out of this world. Strangely, a toilet brush would be the item that was opted for.

Square Newt always kept a wig to embrace. It would have been an astonishing activity, to my grandma, but not to the Newt, who had decided that this idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a wig was the thing that was opted for.

Square Newt desperately craved for a chocolate bar that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is an exciting idea, to me, but not to the Newt, who thought that this idea was epic. Bizarrely, a chocolate bar is the item to choose.

Square Newt always had with them a spade that they sometimes put down their trousers. It is a fairly peculiar exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Newt, who considered that the idea was breathtaking. A spade having that done to it