Their Orange Newt

Their Orange Newt had a bag of poop that they would often hug. It is considered to be a bizarre undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Newt, who expected that this idea is spectacular. Who would have thought, a bag of poop being the chosen thing.

Their Orange Newt looked for a chocolate bar that they would often put down their trousers. This might appear to be a fairly strange exercise, to you, but not to the Newt, who assumed that this idea is wonderful. Bizarrely, a chocolate bar is the thing to opt for.

Their Orange Newt desperately searched for a can of coke that they liked to smash. It is considered to be a fairly bizarre activity, to you, but not to the Newt, who thought that it was in fact, miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of coke would be the thing that was chosen.

Their Orange Newt found a little monkey that they liked to worship. It would be an unusual idea, to some, but not to the Newt, who felt that the idea was breathtaking. Remarkably, a little monkey of all things.

Their Orange Newt needed a melon that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might find this to be a fairly peculiar idea, to my dad, but not to the Newt, who felt that the idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a melon is the item to select.

Their Orange Newt craved for a pint of cider to experiment on. This seems an extraordinary proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Newt, who thought it was spectacular. Honestly, a pint of cider is the thing to select.