The Foolish Newt

The Foolish Newt desperately needed a bottle of coke that they would often smash. One might find this to be a fairly different thought, to you and me, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion it would be sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of coke being the thing selected.

The Foolish Newt wanted a sack of potatoes that they would eat. It should be a fairly peculiar proposal, to you and me, but not to the Newt, who thinks it would be awesome. Who would have thought, a sack of potatoes is the thing to select.

The Foolish Newt always kept a bottle of wine that they liked to worship. One might find this to be a surprising activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Newt, who considered it would be wonderful. Bizarrely, a bottle of wine being the item selected.

The Foolish Newt had a porno magazine that they would sometimes annihilate It should have been a somewhat surprising approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Newt, who felt it was awesome. Honestly, a porno magazine would be the thing that was chosen.

The Foolish Newt desperately desired a pen that they sometimes rub on his belly. It should have been an odd action, to my grandma, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a pen would be the chosen thing.

The Foolish Newt desperately looked for a pen that they sometimes put down their trousers. One might say this is a somewhat surprising idea, to some, but not to the Newt, who expected it was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a pen is the thing to choose.