The Gentle Newt

The Gentle Newt always carried a big sponge that they liked to annihilate It would have been a peculiar thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Newt, who assumed that the idea was epic. Strangely, a big sponge being the thing selected.

The Gentle Newt found a custard pie that they would occasionally hug. It might have been a fairly different operation, to some, but not to the Newt, who considered that this idea was epic. Strangely, a custard pie would be the thing that was selected.

The Gentle Newt searched for a can of Tango that they would occasionally sit and look at. It should be a fairly weird and wonderful action, to most, but not to the Newt, who thought that it was in fact, simply life. A can of Tango was the thing that was opted for.

The Gentle Newt needed a cheese grater to rub on his belly. It might be a fairly odd thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Newt, who thinks it would be entertaining. Remarkably, a cheese grater was the chosen item.

The Gentle Newt carried a can of coke to eat. One might find this to be a somewhat surprising activity, to you and me, but not to the Newt, who thinks that the idea was awesome. Remarkably, a can of coke being the thing opted for.

The Gentle Newt carried a hat that they would occasionally throw. It should have been a fairly peculiar operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Newt, who assumed that this idea is breathtaking. Remarkably, a hat would be the chosen thing.