The Bum Loving Newt

The Bum Loving Newt found a tomato that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It might be a peculiar thought, to my dad, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion it was sublime. Bizarrely, a tomato would be the thing that was chosen.

The Bum Loving Newt owned a can of Dr Pepper to put down their trousers. One might consider this to be a weird undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Newt, who feels it was magnificent. Honestly, a can of Dr Pepper would be the item that was selected.

The Bum Loving Newt owned a cheese grater to play with. It is considered to be a peculiar exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Newt, who considered that the idea was amazing. Strangely, a cheese grater having that done to it

The Bum Loving Newt carried a pint of cider that they would drop. This seems to be a different undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Newt, who thought that the idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a pint of cider would be the item that was opted for.

The Bum Loving Newt always kept a toilet brush that they would try to nail to the wall. One might say this is a weird and wonderful idea, to my dad, but not to the Newt, who expected that the idea was exciting. Strangely, a toilet brush is the item that was chosen.

The Bum Loving Newt always carried a crown to demolish. One might consider this to be a fairly weird proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Newt, who felt that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Honestly, a crown is the thing that was chosen.