The Bum Loving Newt

The Bum Loving Newt always carried a stapler that they would put in the bath with him. It was considered to be a fairly astonishing undertaking, to my children, but not to the Newt, who considered that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a stapler is the thing to choose.

The Bum Loving Newt owned a dildo that they would put down their trousers. It would have been a fairly bizarre undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a dildo was the thing that was chosen.

The Bum Loving Newt found a pen that they would drop. It might have been a fairly bizarre approach to life, to most, but not to the Newt, who considered it would be magnificent. Remarkably, a pen was the item that was chosen.

The Bum Loving Newt owned a can of Dr Pepper to try to balance on their head. This is certainly a bizarre exercise, to my mum, but not to the Newt, who thinks that the idea was epic. Remarkably, a can of Dr Pepper is the item to opt for.

The Bum Loving Newt always carried a piece of paper that they would often rub on his belly. It would be a fairly original approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Newt, who expected it would be awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a piece of paper would be the thing that was selected.

The Bum Loving Newt desperately craved for a bottle of coke that they sometimes annihilate It is considered to be an extraordinary action, to my grandpa, but not to the Newt, who assumed that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of coke is the item to choose.