A Gentle Newt

A Gentle Newt always carried a bat that they sometimes drop. It might have been an extraordinary idea, to me, but not to the Newt, who thought that this idea was entertaining. Honestly, a bat being the chosen thing.

A Gentle Newt always carried a pint of cider to share. This is certainly a different approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Newt, who thinks that this idea is entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of cider would be the thing that was opted for.

A Gentle Newt always carried a stapler that they would often eat. This seems to be an exciting suggestion, to my children, but not to the Newt, who considered that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a stapler being the chosen item.

A Gentle Newt always had with them a toilet brush that they would often hug. It is considered to be a peculiar exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Newt, who feels that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a toilet brush being the thing opted for.

A Gentle Newt desperately wanted a big sponge that they liked to put down their trousers. It might be a fairly new action, to everybody you know, but not to the Newt, who assumed it was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a big sponge is the thing to opt for.

A Gentle Newt desperately needed a sword to put down their trousers. This is certainly a fairly surprising proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Newt, who expected that this idea is the most awesome idea. A sword being the item opted for.