Adorable Newt

Adorable Newt had a pen that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. One might consider this to be a different idea, to some, but not to the Newt, who considered that this idea was spectacular. Who would have thought, a pen would be the thing that was selected.

Adorable Newt desired a dildo that they liked to play with. This seems a bizarre idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Newt, who thought that the idea was fun. Remarkably, a dildo is the item to opt for.

Adorable Newt had a cucumber that they liked to try to nail to the wall. This seems to be a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Newt, who assumed that the idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a cucumber being the chosen thing.

Adorable Newt often carried a Harry Potter wand that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It would have been a fairly astonishing exercise, to you and me, but not to the Newt, who thinks that it was in fact, spectacular. Honestly, a Harry Potter wand having that done to it

Adorable Newt found a ball to throw. It should have been a fairly curious idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Newt, who felt it would be epic. Who would have imagined, a ball is the item to select.

Adorable Newt desperately wanted a block of cheese to break. It might have been a fairly peculiar undertaking, to many, but not to the Newt, who had decided that this idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a block of cheese would be the item that was chosen.