My Cute Newt

My Cute Newt searched for a lava lamp to worship. It might have been a fairly peculiar suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Newt, who thinks that this idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a lava lamp being the thing selected.

My Cute Newt had a pen that they would often put up their bum. One might find this to be a fairly weird action, to my dad, but not to the Newt, who considered that this idea is miraculous. Who would have thought, a pen was the chosen item.

My Cute Newt looked for a sack of potatoes that they would put in the bath with him. One might consider this to be a fairly unusual thing to do, to most, but not to the Newt, who thought that the idea was fun. Remarkably, a sack of potatoes being the chosen thing.

My Cute Newt desperately wanted a can of Dr Pepper that they sometimes play with. It would be a funny idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion it would be sublime. Honestly, a can of Dr Pepper is the thing to choose.

My Cute Newt desperately needed a vibrator that they would occasionally sit and look at. It might have been a fairly different operation, to you and me, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, miraculous. Who would have thought, a vibrator being the item opted for.

My Cute Newt found a melon that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It should be an astonishing suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Newt, who feels that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a melon being the chosen item.