My Nervous Newt

My Nervous Newt craved for a bottle of beer that they would sometimes sleep with. This might appear to be an unusual exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Newt, who felt that this idea is sublime. Honestly, a bottle of beer being the chosen thing.

My Nervous Newt looked for a chocolate bar that they liked to put in the bath with him. This seems a fairly funny operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Newt, who assumed that it was in fact, wonderful. Remarkably, a chocolate bar being the chosen item.

My Nervous Newt desperately wanted a set square to put in the bath with him. One might consider this to be a fairly astonishing operation, to many, but not to the Newt, who feels that this idea was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a set square would be the item that was selected.

My Nervous Newt owned a cup that they would often worship. This could be considered a peculiar thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Newt, who feels that the idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a cup being the item selected.

My Nervous Newt wanted a bottle of beer that they sometimes break. It should have been a fairly strange suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Newt, who felt that this idea is magnificent. Strangely, a bottle of beer was the chosen item.

My Nervous Newt desperately desired a computer that they would throw. It should be a fairly extraordinary activity, to many, but not to the Newt, who thinks that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a computer is the thing that was chosen.