A Chinese Newt

A Chinese Newt desperately wanted a ball that they would occasionally worship. This could be considered a surprising thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Newt, who expected that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a ball having that done to it

A Chinese Newt needed a pint of cider that they would share. One might say this is a fairly funny operation, to you, but not to the Newt, who had decided that the idea was fun. Who would have thought, a pint of cider is the thing to select.

A Chinese Newt desperately needed a condom that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was considered to be a fairly peculiar exercise, to you and me, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is awesome. Remarkably, a condom was the chosen thing.

A Chinese Newt desperately needed a computer that they would insert somewhere. It was considered to be an odd undertaking, to me, but not to the Newt, who expected that the idea was epic. A computer is the item to opt for.

A Chinese Newt had a chocolate bar that they liked to worship. This is certainly a different operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Newt, who expected that this idea was wonderous. A chocolate bar was the chosen item.

A Chinese Newt owned a chocolate bar that they would eat. This seems to be a fairly original thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Newt, who had decided it was epic. Who would have imagined, a chocolate bar was the item that was opted for.