A Foolish Newt

A Foolish Newt desperately needed a cup that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It is considered to be a curious thought, to my dad, but not to the Newt, who thinks that it was in fact, magnificent. A cup being the chosen thing.

A Foolish Newt searched for a block of cheese that they would drop. One might find this to be a weird operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Newt, who assumed it would be awesome. Strangely, a block of cheese was the item that was opted for.

A Foolish Newt desired a rubber chicken that they liked to rub on his belly. This could be considered a curious idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Newt, who feels that the idea was wonderful. Strangely, a rubber chicken would be the item that was opted for.

A Foolish Newt found a can of coke that they would often eat. One might find this to be a fairly funny approach to life, to you, but not to the Newt, who felt it would be exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a can of coke would be the item that was selected.

A Foolish Newt wanted a cucumber that they would occasionally smash. One might consider this to be a curious thing to do, to most, but not to the Newt, who considered that the idea was awesome. Honestly, a cucumber would be the thing that was opted for.

A Foolish Newt always had with them a little monkey that they would embrace. It might be a fairly funny operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Newt, who felt that this idea is out of this world. Bizarrely, a little monkey was the thing that was selected.