My Worrisome Newt

My Worrisome Newt craved for a teapot that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It would have been an odd idea, to many, but not to the Newt, who considered it would be the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a teapot is the thing to select.

My Worrisome Newt found a chocolate bar that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. One might consider this to be an unusual activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Newt, who assumed that this idea was fun. Remarkably, a chocolate bar is the thing to choose.

My Worrisome Newt owned a condom that they sometimes put up their bum. It should have been a funny action, to me and my wife, but not to the Newt, who considered that this idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a condom is the thing to select.

My Worrisome Newt wanted a little monkey that they sometimes put on his head. This is certainly a weird and wonderful exercise, to some, but not to the Newt, who felt that the idea was fun. Strangely, a little monkey was the thing that was opted for.

My Worrisome Newt always carried a porno magazine to put in the bath with him. This could be considered a peculiar thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Newt, who thought that the idea was magnificent. Strangely, a porno magazine would be the item that was chosen.

My Worrisome Newt looked for a block of cheese that they sometimes experiment on. This could be considered a fairly unusual action, to me and my parents, but not to the Newt, who expected it would be amazing. Bizarrely, a block of cheese would be the item that was opted for.